Jokes page updated
Bad day all round in the Paisley and
District Champion of Champions, with only the Pairs making it
through to the Semi Finals next week. Stephen Kerr and Danny Walton
are playing at Elderslie next Saturday morning at 10.00am.
The Moran Trophy has been put back a
week and will now be played on the 12th of September.

The club beat Anchor Bowling Club in
the final of the Arthur Bowett Cup at Victoria Bowling Club. The
result was 6 - 2 and as usual the slowest players in the club kept
us in suspense. The rink skipped by Martin Brown kept us all in
suspense and it was all down to the last end, but we got there and
it was party party at the Vicky. A big thanks to everyone who played
their part, the members who supported the teams and the players,
some of whom were playing in the top ten earlier in the day.
Look closely at the picture Gary
Currie has a Crombie Blazer, Arthur Buchan's Dodgy shoes and Davie
Smith knows how to pose.
Scandal at the club, Edge Adam is
involved in a paternity suit. Yes it seems that in his earlier days
a secret love child was born. It has only came to light in the last
month that John has found him, yes and guess what he plays bools
like his long last dad. Young Edge, allegedly, Davie Moran, gets
almost the same amount of rubs as Big Edge, but will they both stop
saying sorry. Only kidding Mr & Mrs Moran and Liz its just a wee bit
of banter !!!!!!!!!! or is it ?
Three giants won the Porteous day
Trophy. Raymond Gavin Ronnie Syme and Bobby McFall. The event run by
Tam Porteous raised £500 for the charity Bliss, well done to all
those who attended the event.
Edge Adam not only was the last man
standing but wants to hang around till next season. Well John like
Jerico the wall will come tumbling down.
You get to the summer and rot sets in
to the wall, lots of damage done this week and it will take time to
repair.

After lots of complaints, I have
moved the Vicky winners wa to the prize winners page. It would
appear that the wall is not exactly the that good looking and
hopefully we will rebuild it during the season.